These are some fun jokes and riddles for kids, especially children who are learning English as a Second or Foreign Language (they play on sounds and language).
Over the years, I have gotten a lot of chuckles from kids when they hear these.
A Scary Number
Q: Why is Number Ten scared of Number Seven?
A: Because Seven, Eight, Nine.
Repeat After Me
Teacher: One day, two boys—Pete and Re-Pete—went fishing in a pond on their grandfather’s farm. They got in a boat and rowed out to the middle of the pond. Pete stood and fell in the water. Who’s in the boat?
Students: Re-Pete.
Teacher: Okay, one day, two boys—Pete and Re-Pete—went fishing in a pond on their grandfather’s farm. They got in a boat and rowed out to the middle of the pond. Pete stood and fell in the water. Who’s in the boat?
Students: Re-Pete.
Teacher: Okay, one day, two boys—Pete and Re-Pete—went fishing in a pond on their grandfather’s farm….
Usually, it takes children two or three times to get through the story before they catch on. It is a good listening activity for students and a fun story.
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